Wednesday, September 5, 2007

Her Yellowness

It is the year AD 489. Evil forces threaten to destroy the Kingdom of the Yellow, or Yellowdom, if you will. The Yellow Empress, Grand Supreme MV, must lead her Yellow troops to battle to save the world from otherwise impending doom.

Her Yellowness, the Grand Supreme Mel V, poses beside her spiffy yellow chariot, holding a sharp yellow pike, ready for battle. All that's missing is sustenance for the Yellow Empress - Mel V's favourite fruit - a yellow banana


Wait a min, the yellow pike opens up into a dome-shaped object...what in heavens is that??? How convenient though, it blocks her delicate skin from the harmful rays of the evil Sun.


And now, we view the scene of her glorious triumph, posing beside her yellow chariot after leading her troops to victory and saving the world one banana at a time.

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