Friday, July 27, 2007
Thursday, July 26, 2007
Bengs and Lians of the Black
Ah Chek made the mistake of sending what he thought was an innocent forward. Little did he know what it would lead to!
Ah Lek was asked to write a paragraph using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
Ah Lin - Kekeke … a gd 1
Ah Kow - I think so 2
Ah Nia - Whoa pressure pressure! I concur by waving my arms from a 3! :P
Ah Nat - Don’t wave too hard, you might 4 off!
Ah Huay - 5, I shall not wave then!
Ah Meow - Oh gosh you guys are making me 6!!!
Ah Kow - 6 then better go 7 eleven get some panadol
Ah Nat - Yup, better take now since you just 8
Ah Nia - We so illitating I scared Mel will take out her 9 now!
Ah Nat - 10 Q Ah Nia for the warning!
Ah Meow - My tummy is really aching la!!! 10 how? Hurt some more I will start throwing 9 and 8 at everyone.
Ah Nat - You buy 8 from 7-11 aH?
Ah Nia - Now I’m feeling 6 too! I’m going to the pantry so I can make tea and most importantly, laugh out loud!
Ah Lek was asked to write a paragraph using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10 . Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.
This was what he came up with...
1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away. So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I call my boss and say I am 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don't understand, I so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.
Ah Lin - Kekeke … a gd 1
Ah Kow - I think so 2
Ah Nia - Whoa pressure pressure! I concur by waving my arms from a 3! :P
Ah Nat - Don’t wave too hard, you might 4 off!
Ah Huay - 5, I shall not wave then!
Ah Meow - Oh gosh you guys are making me 6!!!
Ah Kow - 6 then better go 7 eleven get some panadol
Ah Nat - Yup, better take now since you just 8
Ah Nia - We so illitating I scared Mel will take out her 9 now!
Ah Nat - 10 Q Ah Nia for the warning!
Ah Meow - My tummy is really aching la!!! 10 how? Hurt some more I will start throwing 9 and 8 at everyone.
Ah Nat - You buy 8 from 7-11 aH?
Ah Nia - Now I’m feeling 6 too! I’m going to the pantry so I can make tea and most importantly, laugh out loud!
Saturday, July 21, 2007
Pink pant-her
Presenting the very talented inhouse drama queen Minnie Mouse... err... we mean Rat!
Minnie doing the 'insane prata woman' impression
'The bashful babe' impression
And finally 'the dainty damsel in deep distress'!
Bollywood beckons?
Minnie doing the 'insane prata woman' impression
'The bashful babe' impression
And finally 'the dainty damsel in deep distress'!
Bollywood beckons?
Black cats!
Presenting the three black cats of the Blackyard...
Gyrating Geraldine, Raunchy Rachal and Promiscuous Petrina
Gyrating Geraldine, Raunchy Rachal and Promiscuous Petrina
Thursday, July 19, 2007
The many faces of GSMV
As the winds of change propel some of us into the Black Tower, so too do the whims of change bring about the many faces of GSMV...
The wavy, "come hither" look
The "I'm ready to work out" look
The "Gloria Estefan" look
The raven-haired look
The wavy, "come hither" look
The "I'm ready to work out" look
The blonde bombshell look, and finally...
The raven-haired lookCheers MV, love what you've done with your latest 'do...but, what's next? Methinks the dramatic change that each hairstyle brings means the next one cannot be any less sensational...hence, my recommendation:
My dear MV, I would show you the photoshopping I did to place your face onto hers, except that the results are...not what I expected =p
Saturday, July 14, 2007
Black-listed!
Thought it would be fun to see how many have been orange-listed at the black, and black-listed at the orange so far:
1. RS
2. LL
3. PL
4. CN
5. MV
6. BH
7. MK
8. RC
9. JZ
10. MN
11. GK
12. SA
13. RT
1. RS
2. LL
3. PL
4. CN
5. MV
6. BH
7. MK
8. RC
9. JZ
10. MN
11. GK
12. SA
13. RT
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Power shopping
Lunch these days is a totally different affair...there are so many good eating places around the majestic Black Tower (as compared to the Orange building). And of course there's the wide variety of shops, causing the ladies to go into a mini-frenzy every lunch hour. Other people go for power walks during lunch; these ladies go "power shopping".
Grand Supreme MV, MK and Mini-RT pose gamely while the Mistress of the Black Tower MN and errr...Busy Boon coyly avoid the camera...
The girls on one of their "power shopping" sprees. Busy Boon plays peek-a-boo with the camera!
Wednesday, July 11, 2007
Chama-Chama-Chama-Chameleon
The art of camouflaging in the blackhole can only mastered by the one and only GSMV. SHe has the power to change colours according to her mood and her surrounding environment.
Some days she just wants to blend into the background and hope that no one notices her... 
On other days, with hazelnut and rasin chocolates, and sweets displayed at the right place, her true colour shows...Friday, July 6, 2007
The black hole
The Black Hole.
It instantly absorbs everything that approaches it. Situated in the centre, it has a special affinity for oranges from the east and pears from the west. More so the oranges. When overripe and exhausted oranges and pears start to drop from their branches, they get pulled into the Black Hole by a sudden and great force of attraction called more-money-less-bullshit. The Black Hole takes the oranges and the pears, adds sufficient erm... "dough"... and blends them all together to make a special kind of fruit punch, which we're pleased to declare - packs quite a punch.
Within the premises of the Black Hole dwell strange beings - some who have never stepped out of the Black Hole and hence do not know how merciless the world outside is, and others who are still trying to get over the ghosts of the orange and the pear. Amongst them are the Black-street boys, whose chief is O-CIA (Office CIA), a reliable database that has access to every bit of information - from the GM's salary to the security guard's age. This group, that gets unwillingly dragged into post-lunch shoe-shopping and China-edition-CD-buying sprees by the ladies, also includes the guy who used to live as an orange under an assumed name in the past, and till date his colleagues aren't too sure of what his real name is. And of course, there is the Captain who has recently hopped aboard, and is too new to pull off any of his usual antics. We'll see.
Then there are the utterly gorgeous babes. This group includes the one who gets so many emails a day that even her automated email prompt has given up and declared "Beyonce babe, I quit. I can't do this anymore. You have way too many emails." There's the frustrated Santarina whose ELFs are always missing and who faints even if she as much as reads the word 'durian' in an email. Not to forget the one who is supposed to be like Charlotte from SATC but is sometimes spotted sporting blonde wigs in the office and receiving mail packages addressed to 'Samantha'. And finally, the one who's out searching for an answer to the eternal question, "Where can I find a good private Hindi tutor?"
Recently, interesting developments have taken place in the Black Hole. There has been a rather large delivery of a fruit basket with many many oranges, each of a different kind, with promise of more to come. They will all be described in this space when the time, just like the oranges, is ripe.
It instantly absorbs everything that approaches it. Situated in the centre, it has a special affinity for oranges from the east and pears from the west. More so the oranges. When overripe and exhausted oranges and pears start to drop from their branches, they get pulled into the Black Hole by a sudden and great force of attraction called more-money-less-bullshit. The Black Hole takes the oranges and the pears, adds sufficient erm... "dough"... and blends them all together to make a special kind of fruit punch, which we're pleased to declare - packs quite a punch.
Within the premises of the Black Hole dwell strange beings - some who have never stepped out of the Black Hole and hence do not know how merciless the world outside is, and others who are still trying to get over the ghosts of the orange and the pear. Amongst them are the Black-street boys, whose chief is O-CIA (Office CIA), a reliable database that has access to every bit of information - from the GM's salary to the security guard's age. This group, that gets unwillingly dragged into post-lunch shoe-shopping and China-edition-CD-buying sprees by the ladies, also includes the guy who used to live as an orange under an assumed name in the past, and till date his colleagues aren't too sure of what his real name is. And of course, there is the Captain who has recently hopped aboard, and is too new to pull off any of his usual antics. We'll see.
Then there are the utterly gorgeous babes. This group includes the one who gets so many emails a day that even her automated email prompt has given up and declared "Beyonce babe, I quit. I can't do this anymore. You have way too many emails." There's the frustrated Santarina whose ELFs are always missing and who faints even if she as much as reads the word 'durian' in an email. Not to forget the one who is supposed to be like Charlotte from SATC but is sometimes spotted sporting blonde wigs in the office and receiving mail packages addressed to 'Samantha'. And finally, the one who's out searching for an answer to the eternal question, "Where can I find a good private Hindi tutor?"
Recently, interesting developments have taken place in the Black Hole. There has been a rather large delivery of a fruit basket with many many oranges, each of a different kind, with promise of more to come. They will all be described in this space when the time, just like the oranges, is ripe.
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