Pedro and a mooncake

Pedro, ever the slick, smooth-talking dude, talks up the angel that came from up north, offering her a mooncake. Was it heart-shaped, Pedro?

Guess whose feet?

Very dainty!

Our very own...

beer garden lady!!! Here we have Pinky auditioning for what she might be doing in 20 years time if, *touch wood*, her financial situation takes a nosedive...

And she looks pretty good at it too! I can already hear the wolf whistles from the lecherous coffeeshop Ah Peks

Now now, you're supposed to serve the drinks, not drink the drinks!

Don't anyhow point, point ah!

The Grand Supreme MV shows the way...

Her Pinkness

If only the seats were pink too, eh?

Bapak's Ba-gue-tte

Now we all know that Bapak works in a manner different from the rest of us *envision the hands slamming the keyboard repeatedly*

Did you know however, that Bapak has his own way of pronouncing certain words too!?!



1...2...3; everybody say Baa-goo-teh!

Nicely posed

Once in a while the folks at the black sit back, relax and smile nicely for posed photos too!



or at least, some of us do...

Bongsters Inc.

The incriminating evidence (see inset)

The eerie twins strike again!

Pinky and the parasol

A pink parasol is multi-functional...























A status symbol (of course, you gotta convince people that the damn umbrella... erm... we mean "parasol" cost seventy bucks!)
























A device to protect the princess from the sun




















As a weapon against unsuspecting Bapaks

Yum at Zam2!

A feast fit for a king; or in this case, the captain.



He rolls up his sleeves; takes up the weapons and begins to devour...



dip it into the curry; dunk it and roll it around good and proper... and EAT!!!!!!

The rest could only look on...

Buddy bee and baby bee

There's always room for cheesecake...

The cheesecake was ok but I think MN was the real treat here...she looks radiant with her new hairdo!


R.Chen hugs himself, Mel V looks stoned and Pedro Johannes has his lips pursed...


Mini holds court and all are (probably against their free will) held in attendance...

A tale of two cities

Friendly :-)

Not so friendly...why so liddat? :-|

Friday being Friday

Friday being Friday, the tradition was to have something a little fancier for lunch. Although "having something a little fancier for lunch" really depends on the whims and fancies of the ladeeez and thus a Tuesday or a Wednesday lunch hour might see us at a Subway where sensuous back massages, dreams about naked colleagues and other revolting topics come to the fore....but I digress...this is about lunch on Fridays! We went to some cafe nearby our office for Hongkong style food.........

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so anyway the food wasn't great and we aren't going back there. Is that all I've got to say? Yeah I guess it is :p

MN and lime juice go hand in hand...

PJ aka Pedro Johannes, the man with a ladies' shoe fetish.

(ran out of brain juice to come up with a caption for this...)

Her Yellowness

It is the year AD 489. Evil forces threaten to destroy the Kingdom of the Yellow, or Yellowdom, if you will. The Yellow Empress, Grand Supreme MV, must lead her Yellow troops to battle to save the world from otherwise impending doom.

Her Yellowness, the Grand Supreme Mel V, poses beside her spiffy yellow chariot, holding a sharp yellow pike, ready for battle. All that's missing is sustenance for the Yellow Empress - Mel V's favourite fruit - a yellow banana


Wait a min, the yellow pike opens up into a dome-shaped object...what in heavens is that??? How convenient though, it blocks her delicate skin from the harmful rays of the evil Sun.


And now, we view the scene of her glorious triumph, posing beside her yellow chariot after leading her troops to victory and saving the world one banana at a time.

And takes BHweee along!

So does pink look better... or black???

Bapak Bouncer goes shopping for accessories

Black humour

"I've been reading up on Singapore--chewing gum is actually illegal?"
GK's proofreader

"blacket open here"..."We did not delete the blacket close here in order to match to the blacket open."
RT's typesetter

"I am sorry, very sorry for making you and your company be under [the Editor’s] very strong anger (from 1-10, his anger is 9 or 10: I know because I was a graduate student of him)."
Editorial assistant of PJ's title

"I have not been a copyright form. I may be lost in it. Please, can you send to me ?"
RT's author

"For urgent matters, please try my secretary at xxxx-xxxxx. "
BH's

"Au: What kind of reference is [5]: journal, book, report, thesis???? Please provide publication details."
BH's angry copyeditor

"HiThanx for contacting me!I can't read your mail right now since I am out of the office.I'll be back some time.........................in august!If you need to get hold of me that will not be possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
MN's author's out-of-office autoreply

"Can I assume I should add the country -Indonesia- to my Fed Ex Singapore- address?"
MK's editor

When the predator becomes the prey